The Coroner and the Body in the Bath
Paul Austin Ardoin
This story takes place between the events of The Reluctant Coroner (Book One of The Fenway Stevenson Mysteries) and The Incumbent Coroner (Book Two).
THE CORONER AND THE BODY IN THE BATH
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ONE: THE BODY IN THE BATH
The man in the bath sat slumped over to his left, with his eyes closed and his head covered in blood that had matted his otherwise dark brown hair. The six-inch-deep water had been tinged red. Except for the bullet wound in his right temple, he looked fit and strong, dressed in blue jeans and a chambray shirt. His right hand floated awkwardly in the discolored water next to him.
Acting Coroner Fenway Stevenson bent her tall frame down to crouch at the side of the bathtub and snapped on a pair of blue nitrile gloves. Sunlight beat through the west-facing window. The bathroom was warm and humid and her hair started to frizz. Oh well. It was a bad idea to curl it this morning anyway. She broke into a sweat under her pantsuit, too warm for the late June afternoon. Days like this made her glad she was just babysitting the coroner position until the special election.
Sergeant DesirĂ©e Roubideaux stood next to her in a black uniform. Her hair was cropped so close to her head that she didnât have to worry about the humidity. She stared at the dead man. âHis wife insists he was murdered.â
âHeâs fully clothed, Dez,â Fenway said.
âThat he is. And the water messed up the time of death, too. Are you going to check the body temperature?â
Fenway screwed up her mouth. âUm⊠I could, I suppose. I donât know if I should move the body until CSI gets here.â
Dez nodded. âYouâll get the hang of this.â
Fenway bit her tongue. Not if I can help it.
âCSI should be here in half an hour,â Dez continued. âAnd we donât know how hot the water was when he got in, so Iâm not sure how much body temp will tell us anyway.â She got close to the water and stared at his submerged hand. âGiven how the water has affected his skin, Iâll guess heâs been dead for three or four hours at most.â
âYou donât normally get into the bathtub with your clothes on. Not a full tub, anyway.â Fenway peered at the gunshot wound in the temple. âI read that happens more with suicides.â
âYou read that, did you?â Dez said.
âYes, I did. Just this last class, in fact. And I got an A.â She liked how the words felt coming out of her mouth, even if it was a brag. âThe victim thinks itâll be easier to clean up if theyâre in a bathtub. Especially if they think theyâre a burden on their loved ones.â
Dez turned her head to look at Fenway. âYou think he killed himself?â
Fenway gave Dez a tight smile. âIn my experience, the weapon is usually found near the body.â
âThe wife could have moved it. Maybe the stigma of a suicideââ
âThere are a lot of scenarios. Itâs definitely possible the wife is right and itâs a homicide.â Fenway stood up. âWhatâs his name?â
âAugustus Edward Merchant, thirty-six. Everyone calls him Gus.â
Fenway fought the urge to laugh. âSuch an old-man name for a relatively young guy. Where was the wife earlier today?â
âWork,â Dez said, still looking closely at the victimâs face. âSheâs the office manager at Fairlane Construction. According to her driverâs license, her name is Beatrice Lydia Merchant. She goes by Lydia.â
Fenway took a look around the bathroom. The towels over the racks were color-coordinated and neat, and a small decorative soap in a flower shape sat in a hand-painted porcelain dish by the sink. The blood spatter and the dead body were the only sign of disorder. âThis is a guest bathroom, Dez.â
âYeah,â Dez said, looking around the tub. âNo shampoo in here.â
âIs that odd?â
âIâm not sure.â
Fenway nodded. âWhere is Ms. Merchant now?â
âShe was screaming about her neighbor being the killer. Called the woman a bunch of names,â Dez said through a smirk. âWhich my ears are far too virginal to hear. I told her to go in the backyard to calm down.â
âYou werenât able to talk to her?â
Dez folded her arms. âIn spite of my exemplary interpersonal skills, Fenway, I think you better talk to her. She was yelling at me.â
âGreat.â
âShe was asking for a friend of hers, someone named Donna. I donât know if she called her or not, but we should keep an eye out for a visitor.â
Fenway took a step back, looked down at the body, and then cocked her head. âWas his arm in the tub when you found him?â
Dez nodded. âYeah. Iâm not sure his arm position makes sense if it was a homicide. When someoneâs holding a gun to your headâŠ.â
Fenway raised her hand, facing out, in front of her right eye. âWould your arm just drop in the tub after a shot like that? Wouldnât it at least be at an odd angle?â She peered closely at Gus Merchantâs arm and then crouched down again.
âI suppose someone could have sneaked up on him.â
âOr maybe the body was moved.â
Dez shook her head. âI guess itâs possible, but I canât think of a single scenario where the killer would shoot someone, then put their body in a bathtub fully clothed. Besides, with the blood spatter, I canât imagine him being killed anywhere else.â
Fenway put her chin in her palm and rested her elbow on her other arm as she mumbled into her hand. âWhy would you move the body, though? Make it look like a suicide just to remove the gun?â
Dez cupped her hand around her ear. âListen, Fenway, I might be on the wrong side of fifty, but I know I donât need hearing aids yet.â
âJust talking to myself, Dez,â Fenway said. âAnd weâre still missing the gun?â
âYeah. The wife says Gusâs gun isnât in the bedside table drawer or the gun safe.â
âWhat type of gun?â
Dez folded her arms. âShe doesnât know. A handgun. She thinks it had a magazine. I donât know how much we can trust what she says, though. She was pretty upset. Screaming when we found her. She was going through a bunch of paperwork and folders, just throwing papers everywhere.â
âEverywhere?â Fenway tilted her head. âAll throughout the house?â
Dez pointed across the hall. âNoâsorry. Just in the office. They donât have kids. The mess is in there.â
Fenway stepped out of the bathroom and stuck her head into the office. Bills and paperwork were scattered all over the desk and floor. Manila folders, check stubs, and empty envelopes were littered from the doorway to the chair at the computer. She might have been looking for something important after finding her husband dead. Phone numbers of his relatives, financial statements, hidden bank accounts, or, if Gus had been involved in shady dealings, maybe a secret ledger.
Or maybe she was just intent on destroying somethingâanythingâin her grief.
Fenway sighed. âAll right. Iâll go talk to her.â
She walked through the small but tidy house. Photos on the mantelpiece showed Gus Merchant in a striped polo shirt next to a thin white woman in a floral print sundress, both smiling. Fenway stopped at the sliding glass door and looked into the backyard. The woman from the photograph, her face pinched, sat on a cheap white resin chair. She held a lit cigarette in one hand and vacantly stared into the distance. She had frizzy blonde hair, cropped between the bottom of her ears and her shoulders, and wore jeans and a cap-sleeved T-shirt. The foggy morning had given way to a beautiful day, with a light breeze blowing off the ocean.
Fenway walked out onto the concrete patio, trying to make as much noise as possible. âYouâre Gus Merchantâs wife?â
âThatâs right. Iâm Lydia.â She looked up at Fenway and blinked. The beginning of crowâs feet played at the corners of her eyes. âChrist, does the county only hire Black chicks now?â
Fenway pursed her lips as Lydia exhaled a long plume of smoke. âYouâre the person who called 911?â
Lydia turned away from Fenway and stared out past the trees. âIâI donât know. I guess I must have.â
âWhy donât you tell me what happened?â
Lydia seemed to expend a lot of effort to tear her gaze from the nothing she stared into. She settled her attention on Fenwayâs face.
âWhatâd you say?â
âIâm sorry to make you go through it again, maâam, but I need to hear it directly from you.â
Lydia cleared her throat. âNot much to tell. I got off work. Then I went to the grocery store. Came home, put everything away, then I found two coffee cups on the kitchen table.â
âTwo coffee cups?â
âYes. They werenât there when I went to work.â She looked down. âAnd there was lipstick on one of the cups.â
Fenway nodded. âAm I correct in assuming you thought your husband was having an affair?â
âI know he was having an affair. About a month ago, I found credit card statements for fancy dinners and some jewelry that I didnât recognize. We had it out when he came home late one night. Of course he was with her.â She closed her eyes. âHe said he broke it off with her a few weeks ago.â
Fenway walked around Lydia and took a seat in a matching chair. âJust like that?â
âWe had a long, painful conversation about it. He slept on the sofa for a couple of nights.â
Fenway watched Lydiaâs face. Her breathing was measured and even.
âSo you think the woman he broke it off with was back here today?â
âYes. I was pissed off, let me tell you. I stormed all over the house, screaming that Gus explain himself. I thought Iâd catch them in bed together.â
Fenway waited.
Lydia stared up at the sky and swallowed. âWhen I didnât find them in the bedroom, I passed the bathroom and the door was ajar. He was just sitting in the tub.â
Fenway thought about the odd position of the arm. âDid you touch him?â
Lydia shook her head.
âNot even to check for a pulse?â
Lydia frowned. âHe wasnât moving. He hadâthere wasââ She pointed to her temple, and then dropped her hands into her lap.
Leaning forward, Fenway watched Lydiaâs eyes carefully. âYou think that woman killed him? A neighbor, I think you said?â
âThatâs right. Two girls moved into the blue house on the corner last September. Mitzi and Ditzy, I call âem.â She turned her face toward the back fence and muttered, âHomewrecker.â
Fenway folded her arms. âWhich one is the homewrecker?â
âMitzi. The skinny one with the perfect skin and the innocent doe-eyes. When she couldnât have him, she killed him.â
âHer name isnât really Mitzi, though, right?â
âItâs Kayla. Sheâs a student at that fancy rich-kidsâ university.â
âDo you know where his phone is?â
Lydia looked up. âHis phone?â
Fenway stood. âGetting information off the phone of the, uh, deceased is standard. If he communicated with, um, Kayla, weâd want a record of it.â
âCanât you just go down to her house and arrest her?â
Fenway squinted. Something didnât feel right. âOn your word that she did it?â
âIâve given you motive. And my husbandâs gun is missing.â
âYou think Kayla has it?â
âI do.â She scoffed. âSo typical, him thinking a gun made him more manly. I didnât want it in the house, but he said it was for protection, and he wanted me to learn how to shoot.â Lydia set her jaw. âThatâs how he started seeing her, you know. The gun didnât impress me, but I guess it impressed her. Heâs out in the yard, taking down the Christmas lights, and she comes by in her tight sweater and her yoga pants, chatting him up, and next thing I know, theyâre at the range together.â
âI see. And you told the sergeant the gun is missing?â
âI donât know. I think I mentioned it.â
The sliding door opened and Officer Celeste Salvador stuck her head out. A few inches shorter than Fenway, she had shoulder-length dark hair and a strong chin. âCoroner? A woman who lives across the street is here to see Ms. Merchant.â
âDonna,â Lydia said, relief in her voice.
âThis isnât the neighbor whoââ
âNo, no, itâs my friend from across the street. Gus and I have been friends with them since we moved in.â
Like Lydia, Donna was blonde, but she wore her hair past her shoulders and was a little younger. She wore a freshly ironed white blouse and a wrinkled ankle-length skirt with blue and gold moon shapes. She wiped her eyes with the back of her hand. âI left work as soon as I heard,â she said.
âYou two work together?â
âNo,â Donna said. âIâm an insurance adjuster. Walter and I live across the street. Iâm Donna Youngblood.â
âWalterâs your husband?â
âThatâs right. Heâs still at work.â
âThanks.â Fenway looked at the new widow, calculating. How much did it make sense to let the friend comfort Lydia? Fenway stood up and walked to Salvador. âKeep an eye on the two of them,â she said in a low voice. âI donât want them thinking I suspect either of them, so Iâll let this Donna person console Lydia. But if you hear things that sound like code, or them getting their stories straight, separate them and call me right away.â
Salvador nodded.
Fenway turned to the two women, now embracing in front of the chairs. âAll right, Ms. Merchant. You can stay here with Ms. Youngblood. Iâll be back in a little while.â
TWO: HOMEWRECKER
When she walked inside, Dez was in the kitchen, in front of the sink, studying Lydia and Donna out the window.
Dez tapped her fingers on the counter.
âHey, Dez,â Fenway dipped her head toward the sliding glass door. âDid you see most of that?â
âYeah.â
âDid you hear anything?â
âMost of it. Iâm glad I wasnât out there for the âBlack chicksâ comment. Iâdâve said something Iâd regret later.â
âDid she tell you the neighbor woman took his gun?â
Dez furrowed her brow. âShe wasnât that coherent. She was screaming about another woman, and her neighbor, and a gun. She wouldnât calm down long enough for me to ask her anything.â
Fenway nodded. âShe seems calm now. We need to find the phone of the deceased, and figure out if his gun is with the neighbor.â
Dez nodded. âRoger that, Rookie. I searched the bedroom. Thereâs a small gun safe in the closet, but itâs open and empty. Iâve got Salvador looking for the phone now.â
âSo youâre way ahead of me.â
Dez cackled. âIâve worked these cases for twenty-five years.â She kept looking out the window at Lydia, sitting in the sun, leaning back in her chair, another cigarette dangling between her lips.
Fenway followed Dezâs gaze. âHas the grief not hit her, or is she acting weird?â
âI donât know. Youâre the one who got the A in that class on reading body language, right?â Dez motioned toward the hallway with her head. âCome on.â
Fenway tapped her foot. âI should talk to the woman Gus was supposedly having an affair with. Ms. Merchant says her name is Kayla. She calls her and her roommate Mitzi and Ditzy.â
Dez shrugged. âSheâs a woman scorned.â
âShe seems to think itâs Kayla who was scorned.â
âThatâs a good reason to interview her.â Dez looked at her watch. âItâs half past five now. If she had a day job, they could be home by now.â
Fenway smirked. âSheâs a student. I donât know if sheâs in summer session, or if she has a job.â
âEither way, we should go. Salvador can keep an eye on everything here.â
Dez and Fenway walked from the bedroom, down the hall, and out the front door, where they stood blinking in the hazy sunshine.
Fenway looked to her right. Three doors down, a royal blue house stood on the corner. As they walked closer, she noted that its front lawn was mowed but not edged. Next to the house, an overexuberant garden bloomed. Manzanita bushes choked the ground, but some flowering plants still found their way through the tangle. Near the front door, a smattering of mariposa liliesâpink, orange, and yellow upside down bellsâprovided stark contrast to the otherwise drab house and yard. Fenwayâs mother had loved painting canvases full of mariposa lilies. Fenway thought they were so weirdly colorful, they looked fake.
âIâll knock,â said Dez. âIâve got the uniform and all.â
Fenway stayed two steps behind Dez, who strode to the narrow front porch, pulled open the screen, and then rapped her knuckles five times on the door.
Muffled sounds came from inside, perhaps furniture sliding on the floor. It took a long time for someone to answer.
A young woman peered out. She was white, with tousled reddish-brown hair framing her thin face. Her large hazel eyes were slightly glazed, but she took in the sight of the two Black women on her doorstep and ran her gaze up and down Dezâs official uniform. She wore no makeup or lipstick but looked fresh and vibrant and youthful. No wonder Lydia Merchant hated her.
âCan I help you, officer?â Her voice was soft but confident.
âWeâre here about one of your neighbors,â Dez said.
The woman looked down. âListen, I can explainââ
A crash came from behind her and then the sound of running.
Dez turned and sprinted past Fenway around the side of the house. Fenway ran behind her, following just to the corner of the house, and glimpsed a young white man in a gray hoodie and jeans jump the side fence and land feet-first on the sidewalk. He started to run, but Dez tackled him before he had taken his third step.
Fenway jogged up, heart pounding, senses on alert.
Dez cuffed the manâs hands behind his back. âYouâre under arrest.â
âFor what? I didnât do anything,â the man whined.
âResisting arrest.â
âWhat were you going to arrest me for?â
âPop quiz, Rookie.â Dez looked up at Fenway. âKnow why he was resisting arrest even though we werenât planning to arrest him?â
Fenway bit her lip, and took a deep breath. âEvading a police officer.â
Dez shook her head. âNope. The California statute requires both parties to be in vehicles for that.â
Fenway furrowed her brow, then brightened. âOh, right! Resisting arrestâthat includes hampering a peace officer from performing their duties.â
âRight.â Dez nodded, s. âAt the very least, this guy is a potential witnessâand heâs interfered with our ability to interview the woman who answered the door, too.â She looked up. âThe girl didnât run, did she?â
Fenway paused and then hurried back around the front of the house.
The young woman stood on the porch, biting the nail on her right index finger. âIâm sorry,â she said. âIâweâve got medical cards. And everyone else is over twenty-one.â
Fenway narrowed her eyes, and then the smell hit herâcloying and sweet, with an undertone of skunk. âOh, no, weâre not here for anything like that.â
âYou said a neighbor complained.â
Fenway shook her head. âNope. This is about your neighbor Gus Merchant. Do you know him?â She pulled her notebook and a pen out of her purse.
The young womanâs cheeks went red. âLook, I donât know what his wife said to you, but chances are itâs not true.â
âAh,â Fenway said. âCan I get your name?â
âKayla Baroque.â
âBroke? Like if it ainât, donât fix it?â
âHa ha,â Kayla said. âIâve never heard that one before. No, Baroque, like classical music.â
âYou have a reason to be in a dispute with Ms. Merchant?â
Kayla put her hands on her hips and sighed. âItâs not the smartest thing Iâve ever done, all right? It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing that kind of stretched out into a few months. But, look, Iâm not the one who suggested he leave his wife. I didnât want that.â
âYou didnât want that?â
Kayla scoffed. âHell, no. Iâm only twenty. Iâm not planning on staying in this town after I graduate. Gus seemed to think I wanted to play house with him, bust out a couple of babies. Nuh-uh.â
Fenway cocked her head. âDid Gus own a gun?â
âA gun? He never said anything about a gun. What happened? Was he cheating on his wife with someone else and she finally got fed up and blew his dick off?â
âActually, his wife said that he took you to the gun range when you started your, uh, affair.â
âReally? When was this?â
âBefore Christmas. He was putting his lights up and the two of you started talking, and then he took you to the gun range.â
Kayla smiled and tilted her head. âThatâs a riot. Is that what he told his wife? Yeah, we chatted when he was putting up his lights, but we didnât go to any gun range. He came over here to spend the afternoon, uh, having fun. My roommate was visiting her parents up in Salinas.â
Fenway nodded. âYou said he was seeing someone else?â
Kayla shrugged. âI donât know for sure, but I wouldnât put it past him. Once a cheater, you know.â
Dez appeared around the corner, walking the man in handcuffs to her police cruiser.
âOh, Brendan, no,â Kayla said. Then to Dez, âYou donât have to do that. Heâll cooperate. He just got scared, thatâs all.â
Fenway shot a look at Dez.
Dez shook her head. âNope, sorry, hon. Sheriff McVie busted Brendan four years ago for underage drinking. The sheriff is friends with his daddy.â
âIâm sorry, Ms. Roubideaux,â Brendan mumbled.
âSergeant Roubideaux. Brendan, you took the sheriffâs daughter to the prom,â Dez said, âand now I gotta go call him and tell him you screwed up again. That doesnât sit well.â
âJust, please, donât tell my dad.â
Dez scoffed. âIâll keep my mouth shut, but the sheriff is another matter.â
âCome on, Ms. RoubâI mean, Sergeant, I wasnât doing anything. The cops make me nervous, is all. You donât have to tell Mr. McVie.â
âOh, now, Brendan, you know I have to tell him. Youâve got all kinds of probation conditions stuck to you like yellowjackets on a dead pig. McVie will figure out what to do with you.â She turned to Fenway. âIâll let him stew in the back of the cruiser for a few minutes. You okay here?â
âSure.â
Fenway turned around to face Kayla again, her notebook and pen still in her hand. The young woman wore a disapproving frown. âIdiot.â She crossed her arms. âI told him not to run.â
âWhen was the last time you saw Mr. Merchant?â
Kayla shrugged. âProbably, I donât know, a month ago. We broke up, but he wanted to meet for lunch. Promised it would just be as friends. Then he begged for me to come back.â She pursed her lips. âI got out of there fast. Iâm not dealing with drama like that, for sure.â
âYou didnât go over there today?â
Kayla balked. âDidâdid something happen to Gus? I was kind of joking about the whole rage thing with his wife. Did she do something?â
Fenway hesitated.
âOh my God, something happened to him and sheâs blaming me, isnât she? What happened? Is Gus in the hospital?â
âI have to ask, Kayla, where were you earlier today?â
âToday? IâI started my shift at six thirty this morning.â
âWhere?â
âThe Coffee Collective.â
âHow far away is that?â
âItâs the one on San Vicente. Just a few miles. Itâs where Gus and I met, actually. He was a regular. Just a couple of blocks from his work. Double espresso, that was his drink. He started ordering it extra hot when he ordered from me. Kinda dumb, I guess, but kinda sweet too.â
In a weird, creepy way. Fenway cleared her throat. âAnd you were at work until when?â
âI was supposed to get off at three, but the barista after me called in sick. I worked until four fifteen.â
âWhat did you do on your lunch break?â
âThereâs a sandwich shop next door. I only get half an hour.â
âPeople saw you there? You didnât come back this way at lunch?â
âIf Gusâs wife is saying I was at their house today, I wasnât. The store has security cameras all over the place. You can take a look if you donât believe me.â
âYouâre not in school today?â
Kayla squinted. âTerm ended a few weeks ago. Iâm trying to get as many hours as I can this summer to save up some money.â
Fenway nodded and folded her notebook, but it slipped from her grip and landed at her feet.
She bent over to pick it up and something black and metallic caught her eye, on the ground under the manzanita bush next to the porch.
Fenway cocked her head, crouched down, and peered carefully underneath the bush.
A gun.
âDez?â Fenway called, pulling out an evidence bag.
âYeah?â
âYouâre going to want to see this.â
âIâve got Brendan in the back of the cruiser. Can it wait?â
âNo. And bring two pairs of gloves.â
The cruiser door closed with a thud and footsteps clicked on the concrete as Dez walked up.
âDid you find the gun?â Dez asked in a quiet voice, holding out a pair of blue nitrile gloves.
âPretty good for a rookie, huh?â Fenway took the gloves and snapped them on, then took out an evidence bag.
âDid you say a gun?â Kayla said. âWhereâunder that bush? I donât know anything about that.â
Fenway lay flat on the ground. The manzanita bush, zigzagging with the spindly stalk of the mariposa lilies, made excellent cover. She reached for the gun with one hand and hooked the loop around the trigger with her finger, pulling it closer until she could pick it up. She stood and released the magazine, then put both parts of the gun in the evidence bag.
âWell, how about that?â Dez said under her breath.
âIf we give this to our CSI unit,â Fenway asked Kayla, âwill they find your fingerprints?â
Kayla shook her head adamantly. âNo! Iâve never seen that gun before in my life.â
Fenway handed the evidence bag to Dez. âTake this back to the station and get it to the lab as quickly as you can. If there are fingerprints on there, weâll want to know as soon as we can. Might as well take Brendan to cool his heels in the interview room, too.â
Dez nodded and walked back to the cruiser.
Fenway stood up.
âHonest, I have no idea how that got there.â Kayla widened her eyes, and Fenway saw why Lydia had used the phrase doe-eyed. It was like looking at a cartoon deer.
âIsnât it obvious?â Fenway said. âEither you killed Gus, or someone is trying to make it look like you did.â
Kaylaâs jaw dropped open. âWaitâGus is dead?â
Fenway inwardly swore at herself. Rookie mistake.
Kaylaâs mouth turned down and her lip trembled. âOh no.â Fenway could hear the misery in Kaylaâs voice. âNo, no, no. I liked the guy. I would have kept, uh, having fun with him if he hadnât wanted to get so serious.â A tear leaked out of the corner of her eye.
Fenway looked out at the street as Kayla struggled to get ahold of herself.
Fenway calculated. She could have driven back on her lunch hour, shot Gus in the head, thrown the gun under the bush on her way out the door, and been back to the coffee shop in time. But there wouldnât have been time for much else.
Kayla seemed honestly distraught. Either she was a fantastic actress, or she hadnât known Gus was dead.
THREE: A FRIEND IN NEED
Fenway opened front door of the Merchant house and walked into the kitchen. She looked out the window. Lydia Merchant still sat on the white resin chair, staring into space. Donna Youngblood sat in the chair Fenway had vacated earlier, wiping her eyes with the back of her hand.
Officer Salvador appeared from the hallway, holding a smartphone. âFound the phone, Coroner.â
âThanks, Salvador.â Fenway motioned with her head toward the backyard. âHow long were you out there?â
Salvador shrugged. âTen minutes, maybe fifteen. Seemed like regular grief-counselor talk. Figured Iâd get some work done.â She stepped toward Fenway, who took the phone from Salvadorâs outstretched hand.
Fenway looked at the screen; the phone was unlocked. âDonât tell me you unlocked the phone with a fingerprint, Officer.â
Salvador looked at Fenway with a blank expression. âI saw his driverâs license. Fascinatingâhe was born on July nineteenth,â Salvador said. âThatâs the same day as my niece. Just something interesting that I thought you might find useful.â She leaned forward. âJuly nineteenth.â
Fenway looked down at the phone. It had gone to sleep in her hand. She woke it up and typed 0-7-1-9. The phoneâs home screen appeared.
âNice work, Salvador.â
Fenway opened the back door and went outside. âHi, Ms. Merchant.â She addressed the woman in the other chair, who averted her eyes and sniffled. âHi, Ms. Youngblood. You doing okay?â
âYes. Silly of me. I come over to comfort Lydia, and Iâm the one whoâs crying.â It was trueâDonna Youngblood seemed sadder about Gusâs death than his own wife did, although grief was a funny thing.
Fenway realized she still had Gusâs phone in her hand, so she held it loosely at her hip.
âMind sticking around for a few minutes? I have some questions Iâd like to ask you.â
Donna Youngblood stiffened slightly and then relaxed. âCertainly. Whatever you need.â
âOkay.â Fenway looked the two women. âLet me step inside for a moment, and then Iâll come out and get Ms. Youngblood and we can talk.â
Fenway went inside and turned the corner into the hallway, tapping 0-7-1-9 on the phone. When the phone woke up, she tapped on Messages. A list appeared, with Lydia at the top. She scrolled down, farther, farther, but didnât see a Kayla.
âHey, Coroner,â Officer Celeste Salvador said, coming out of the bedroom. âNot sure thereâs much else to go on in there.â
âOkay, Salvador.â She scrolled back up. Lydia. Walt. Mom. Francisco. CVS Pharmacy Rewards. Lydia. Bobby. Radio Highlights. Ed. XH. Levi. Walt. âNo Kayla,â she said.
âNo what?â
âGus was having an affair with his neighbor, the one who Lydia thinks killed him, but he didnât message her at all in the last couple of weeks.
Salvador pursed her lips. âIt wonât say âKaylaâ in flashing neon, Fenway. Guys who cheat never have their girlfriendsâ real names in their phones.â
Fenway thought for a moment.
Double espresso, that was his drink. He started ordering it extra hot when he ordered from me.
XH. Xtra Hot. The extra-hot barista.
Fenway clicked on the thread. The last messages came on the screen.
Gus: i guess i should of expected this
XH: I thought you knew this was just a fun thing
XH: like a summer fling
XH: Iâve had a lot of fun so far but Iâm not ready for anything serious
Gus: how about you stop texting me
Gus: i ruind my marriage for u
XH: I never asked you to leave her
XH: I thought we were friends
XH: weâre still neighbors this doesnât hve to b weird
XH: are you there?
XH: ok I get the hint. I had fun. Hope u can save your marriage.
Fenway turned the screen so Officer Salvador could see the screen.
âThis look like a woman whoâs so jealous sheâll kill the man she canât have?â
Salvador pursed her lips.
âThis fits what Kayla told me. Somethingâs off here.â Fenway raised her head, walking to the dining room, and looked out the sliding glass door. The new widow sat upright, still staring at the sky. Donna Youngblood, next to her, had tears streaming down her face. Her lips moved. Fenway tried to read what Donna was saying, but she couldnât make anything out.
Salvador cleared her throat. âYou need me? Iâve got another room to go through.â
âNo, thatâs fine. Do what you need to do.â
Fenway pulled the sliding door open.
The late June sun was hot on the concrete. She felt it through her shoes this time. Funny, she hadnât even noticed it at first. It wasnât particularly warm after the coastal fog had burned off, but the sun shone fiercely, making everything in Fenwayâs path shimmer and wave in the rays.
âMs. Youngblood?â
She looked up at Fenway, squinting against the sun. âYes?â
âWould you mind coming in with me for just a moment?â
âCertainly.â
Fenway stepped inside and pulled two chairs out at the dining room table, sitting at the one that faced the sliding glass door. Donna came into the house and stood next to the chair opposite.
Now that theyâd come in from the bright sunlight, Fenway saw that Donna had a yellowish stain on her skirt, in streaks about halfway down. It was the color of mustard, but it looked drier, like seeds had been squashed on the shirt and wiped off. Nothing on her crisp white blouse, though.
Fenway opened her mouth and then shut it again. She remembered the sheriffâs interrogation techniqueâalways cool, calm, relaxed. Make the suspect think you donât know anything, that you havenât put two and two together yet. That way they donât feel like they need to be careful with what they say and that thereâs no reason for them to call a lawyer.
So she leaned back a little in her chair. Donna took a seat, setting her purse on the table in front of her, and they watched each other. The silence between them stretched out like a cat in a sunbeam, lazily unfolding. Maybe it could go on forever. Maybe this moment would last long enough for Donna not to have to tell the real truth.
Donna cleared her throat. âYou said you had a few questions for me, Coroner?â
âIâm trying to figure out,â Fenway said slowly, âif you killed him, or if you just found him dead.â
âWhat?â
âWe wonât find fingerprints on the gun we found,â Fenway said. âYou made sure to wipe them off. You told Lydia that you found him in the bathtub, and you and she concocted a plan to make it look like Kayla had murdered him so sheâd getâwhat? Life insurance money?â
Donna scoffed. âKayla? Thatâs the name of the ditz in the corner house, right? The one Gus has been cheating with?â She rolled her eyes. âYouâve got it wrong, Coroner. No disrespect, but I had nothing to do with it.â
Fenway kept her gaze steady. âLydia calls her a ditz tooâMitzi and Ditzy, she calls the pair of them.â
âWell, if the shoe fits.â
Fenway put her chin in her hand for a moment but didnât break her stare from Donna. âI thought at first that the lipstick from the second coffee cup on the table was Kaylaâs. But when I visited her, she didnât have any makeup on at all.â
âThat doesnât prove anything.â
âNo, but it makes me look at other women in his life.â She placed Gusâs phone on the table. âWe found this. Itâs Gusâs phone, isnât it?â
Donna shrugged. âIt could be. I didnât pay attention to what kind of phone he had.â
âHe had a codename for Kayla in his contact list.â She unlocked the phone and scrolled up to the message from Walt. âWalt is your husband, right?â
âHe prefers Walter.â
âHe sent âWaltâ a message yesterday. Letâs see what it says.â Fenway tapped, and she read the message aloud.
Come over tomorrow morning we need to talk
Fenway looked across the table at Donna. âYou said Walter was at work today?â
âUh⊠yes.â
âDoes he have the kind of flexible schedule where he can just come and go as he pleases?â
âSometimes.â
âIf I call his work, will they tell me he didnât come in until late, or will they say he was there all day?â
Donna was silent.
âInsurance adjusters, on the other hand, interview people after accidents. They go to scenes of car accidents, robberies, stuff like that? Little more flexibility in your schedule. Youâre not expected to be in the office most of the time.â
Donna pressed her lips together and blinked at Fenway.
Fenway tapped Walt and the contact entry appeared. She hit the phone icon next to the number.
From inside Donnaâs purse, a phone rang.
âGus wasnât just seeing Kayla. He was seeing you, too. The lipstick on the coffee cup is yours.â
âYouâve got it wrong. Gus was murdered. And that slut down the street is the one who killed him. I mean, you even found the gun in her front yard.â
Fenway looked at Donna. âI mentioned that we found the gun, Donna, but how would you know where?â Fenway tapped her temple. âIâll tell you how you knew. Because you put it there. Youâve got stains on your skirt, too. Lily pollen, which is particularly nasty. Especially the type of pollen from a late-blooming species called the mariposa lily. Which just happens to grow right above the bushes where we found the gun in front of Kaylaâs house.â
Donnaâs face tightened up. She opened her mouth and then closed it.
âWhat happened when you came over this morning, Donna?â Fenway folded her arms and leaned back. In the corner of her eye, she saw Officer Salvador leaning against the wall, trying to stay unnoticed, but hearing every word. âDid he break up with you?â
Donna leaned forward and her voice was low and menacing. âNot this morning. The bastard broke up with me three weeks ago. He said he wanted to make it work with someone else. Kayla, probably. I guess that didnât work out because when I came over this morning, he told me he made a mistake and he wanted us to keep seeing each other.â
The last piece clicked into place in Fenwayâs head. âAnd you said no.â
âYouâre damn right I said no.â
So noble of you. Fenway bit her tongue.
âWhen we were having the affair, I couldnât sleep. I felt horrible. Iâd betrayed my best friend. When he broke up with me, I was relieved, believe it or not.â
Fenway nodded.
âI said some things to Gus this morning that maybe I shouldnât have. I came back after lunch to apologize. Walter and I have a spare keyâwe watch each otherâs houses when we go on vacation.â
Fenway waited. The moment seemed to go on a while.
Donna ran her finger in a line back and forth across the table. Finally, she continued, âHe was dead in the bathtub when I came in.â
âWhat time was that?â
âA little before two.â She paused. âLook, I felt bad enough sleeping with the creep. I didnât want Lydia to get screwed out of the insurance money too.â
âI take it they donât pay if itâs a suicide.â
âIâm an insurance adjuster, Coroner. No insurance company covers suicide.â
Fenway nodded. âSo you took the gun.â
Donna leaned forward, her palms down on the table. âPlease, Coroner, donât involve Lydia in this. She had nothing to do with trying to keep the insurance money. Sheâs having a hard enough time with Gus being dead and knowing what a cheating bastard he was.â
Fenway looked up at Donna again. âDid you tell her that you were sleeping with him too?â
âNot yet.â
âYou planning to?â
Donna paused. âIâm not sure. IâI donât really want this to get back to Lydia or Walter. Sleeping with Gus was the worst mistake Iâve ever made.â
âWorse than tampering with evidence?â
Donna nodded.
âIâve made a couple of mistakes in my time, too.â Fenway thought about the night sheâd spent with McVie, which seemed so long ago. She took a deep breath and scooted her chair back. âAnything else you want to tell me?â
Donna hesitated. âI found the suicide note. It was long and self-pitying and generally unreadable.â
âWhere is it now?â
âAt my house.â
âOfficer Salvador,â Fenway said, standing up. âWould you take Ms. Youngblood to her house to get Mr. Merchantâs suicide note? Then letâs get her down to the station and get a statement.â
âAm I under arrest?â Donna asked.
Fenway tilted her head back and forth. âYouâve certainly done some things you could be arrested for, Ms. Youngblood. I wonât lie to youâweâll have to see how the district attorney wants to handle it. Iâd say you could only help yourself if you cooperate.â
Donnaâs face turned ashen.
âI wonât tell Ms. Merchant of her husbandâs affair with you, Ms. Youngblood,â Fenway said, walking to the sliding glass door. âDonât make me regret my choice.â
Donna nodded, and Officer Salvador helped her out of her chair, ushered her into the entry hall, and exited out the front.
Fenway opened the sliding glass door and stepped outside just as the sun disappeared behind a cloud. Lydia sat in her chair, still staring into space.
Fenway took a seat next to her and looked out across the yard.
Lydia took a hitching breath and then began to speak, slowly and deliberately. âHe didnât want to work on our marriage when that little whore dumped him. He wasnât happy. He wanted out.â She tapped the edges of her fingers of each hand together, index finger to pinkie, tap-tap-tap-tap, and then backward, and then forward again.
âAnd what did you do?â
âI pushed him. I got a lawyer. I got a copy of the texts. Californiaâs a no-fault state, I know, so it wouldnât make any difference in the alimony, but I would have embarrassed him. His mother would know he was screwing a girl ten years younger. I wanted to drag it on. I wanted him to have nothing when it was over. Even if I couldnât have it, I wanted the lawyer to get everything.â
Fenway paused. âDid something else happen to Gus recently?â
âHe was fired last week, right after the lawyers had hammered out an agreement.â Lydia looked Fenway in the eyes for the first time. âI donât mind telling you, I was pissed off and I wasnât going to let him get away with it. The agreement had him owing me a good chunk of his salary once the papers were signed.â Lydia gave Fenway a sarcastic, angry smile. âYou ever been divorced, Coroner?â
Fenway shook her head.
âWell, after you sign the agreement, it doesnât matter if you get laid off or anything. The alimony is based on the agreement. Heâd have to wait a year to contest it. He had nothing. Heâd be out on the street. He couldnât pay it. Iâd have him by the balls for years. And I loved it.â She pulled a lighter out of her pocket. âHe was leaving work early to convince her to get back together with him. His boss had had enough.â Lydia chuckled as she lit her cigarette. âHe literally lost everything because of her. You know, if you had told me that he had lost his shit and gone to shoot her in the head, Iâd have believed you.â
âYeah?â
Lydia pointed at Fenway with her cigarette. âI would have laughed, too. That homewrecking bitch wouldâve gotten what was coming to her.â
Fenway looked up at the sky. The sun was coming out from behind the clouds again.
âHe killed himself, didnât he?â She shook her head. âThat stupid girl didnât have anything to do with it.â
Fenway nodded. âIâm sorry, but yes.â
âWhy were you talking to Donna for so long?â Lydia searched Fenwayâs face.
Fenway squinted, unsure if she should say anything.
âOh.â Lydia set her mouth in a line. âShe staged it.â
âShe says she wanted you to get the insurance money.â
Lydia chuckled and her smile lost its anger. âAlways looking out for me, that one.â Her smile turned wistful. âThe dumb thing is, before he cheated on me, we were trying to have kids. We were so in love. But, shit, when sex becomes a chore, when you have to screw in the next twenty minutes because your ovaries are in Mercury and his scrotum is in Jupiterâwell, it just wears on you.â She exhaled a long plume of smoke.
Fenwayâs eyes watered but she didnât say anything.
âOur ten-year anniversary wouldâve been in September. Funny how you can take so much for granted and have it all pissed away for you in a matter of months.â Lydia rolled the cigarette between her fingers. âWhatâll happen now?â
Fenway shrugged. âI donât think youâve done anything illegal.â
Lydia took another drag from her cigarette, like she was in an old movie.
Fenway kept staring across the yard, thinking about the woman whose world was crashing around her. Not that Fenway was much better off. She had two nursing degrees and more college loan debt than she knew what to do with. She wasnât in a spot with anyone to try to have kids, to try IVF if nothing worked, to have sex be a chore. The thought almost made her laugh out loud.
She gave Lydia a card for a grief counselor and left her in the backyard, still smoking and staring into space. The crime scene unit had arrived and was taking evidence. Fenway said hello to the techs, told them what she knew, and then left just after six thirty.
She drove away from the house and wondered if Dez had finished handing off Brendan to McVie. Maybe the two of them could get a couple of beers later.
For a moment, Fenway debated going home, but she needed to start the paperwork on Gus Merchantâs death, and besides, she wanted to see Donna give her statement.
Ohâthat was weird.
She was actually looking forward to it. All of it. Getting Donnaâs statement. Finishing up the paperwork. Feeling the satisfaction about closing a suspicious death in just a couple of hours. It was almost as good as earning that last A in her last forensics class.
She shook her head in disgust. She was only Acting Coroner. This job wasnât going to get its hooks into her.
Not if she could help it.
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NEXT IN THE FENWAY STEVENSON MYSTERIES
THE INCUMBENT CORONER
Book Two of the Fenway Stevenson Mysteries
A beloved mayor. A seedy motel room. One baffling murder.
The bizarre circumstances of Fenway Stevensonâs latest case as county coroner drag her to the center of one very dangerous game. With one suspect in custody, an attempt on the life of the key witness leads to her disappearance and more unanswered questions. Fenway must race to solve the mystery before anyone else dies while also juggling an upcoming election and her overbearing fatherâs meddling.
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