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Matthew C. Woodruff

About The Author

With sardonic wit and complete irreverence, Matthew Woodruff is one of America’s pre-eminent humor writers. The great skill with which he slices through cultural euphemisms and political correctness proves that Woodruff is a master of dark humor and satire and one of the most observant writers addressing the human condition today.

It is said that Matthew was born with a book in one hand and a pen in the other (his poor mother has never forgiven him but hey, at least it wasn't a typewriter...) Shortly after the release of his first book, Matthew was named 'Author of the Month' by Self Publishers Showcase for September, 2018.

A native New Yorker, Matthew is now on staff at the University of Florida in Gainesville, FL. Matthew is an award winning magazine  features writer, editor and publisher.  Matthew's vision of the world around us - seen in his dark humor and dark fiction works - is unique and not to be missed.

Matthew C. Woodruff


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Short Stories by the Author

The Tale of the Out of Work  Fairy God Nongender Specific Person.

The Tale of the Out of Work Fairy God Nongender Specific Person.

This happened just yesterday.
Once Upon a Time (as I said- yesterday, but the Fairy Tale Writers union says that’s how all Fairy Tale have to start, so there ya go), there was a Fairy Godmother, er… scratch that, I meant Fairy God Nongender Specific Person who suddenly found theirself out of work, after years of good and faithful service.

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Books by the Author

26 Absurdities of Tragic Proportions
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